On the first day of Christmas
my toddler gave to me:
A remote missing batteries.
On the second day of Christmas
my toddler gave to me:
2 nervous dogs
And a remote missing batteries.
On the third day of Christmas
my toddler gave to me:
3 time outs
2 nervous dogs
And a remote missing batteries
On the fourth day of Christmas
my toddler gave to me:
4 sticky hugs
3 time outs
2 nervous dogs
And a remote missing both batteries.
On the fifth day of Christmas
my toddler gave to me:
5………hours……..sleep.
4 sticky hugs
3 time outs
2 nervous dogs
And a remote missing batteries.
On the sixth day of Christmas
my toddler gave to me:
6 dirty diapers
5………hours……..sleep.
4 sticky hugs
3 time outs
2 nervous dogs
And a remote missing batteries.
On the seventh day of Christmas
my toddler gave to me:
7 scheduled playdates
6 dirty diapers
5………hours……..sleep.
4 sticky hugs
3 time outs
2 nervous dogs
And a remote missing batteries.
On the eighth day of Christmas
my toddler gave to me:
8 splitting migraines
7 scheduled playdates
6 dirty diapers
5………hours……..sleep.
4 sticky hugs
3 time outs
2 nervous dogs
And a remote missing batteries.
On the ninth day of Christmas
my toddler gave to me:
9 temper tantrums
8 splitting migraines
7 scheduled playdates
6 dirty diapers
5………hours……..sleep.
4 sticky hugs
3 time outs
2 nervous dogs
And a remote missing batteries.
On the tenth day of Christmas
my toddler gave to me:
10 ornaments broken
9 temper tantrums
8 splitting migraines
7 scheduled playdates
6 dirty diapers
5………hours……..sleep.
4 sticky hugs
3 time outs
2 nervous dogs
And a remote missing batteries.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
my toddler gave to me:
11 crayons eaten
10 ornaments broken
9 temper tantrums
8 splitting migraines
7 scheduled playdates
6 dirty diapers
5………hours……..sleep.
4 sticky hugs
3 time outs
2 nervous dogs
And a remote missing batteries.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
my toddler gave to me:
12 diving tackles
11 crayons eaten
10 ornaments broken
9 temper tantrums
8 splitting migraines
7 scheduled playdates
6 dirty diapers
5………hours……..sleep.
4 sticky hugs
3 time outs
2 nervous dogs
And a remote missing batteries.
Merry Christmas parents.